How to train your dragon

I would love to know how training a dragon works out for those poor souls. And yes, I know it's a movie but there are many weird search queries out there especially if you carry on with the word 'put' (do it). It just gets awkward and slightly gross.

Surprisingly, 'how to destroy angels' comes in at number 4. Disappointed it didn't come in at number 1 but you know... a man's got to look good.

On the other hand, 'how to find a Jewish guy' brings up next to nothing in results. Thanks Google.